kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

(via diggly)

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

(via revelation214)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via relahvant)

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via crystallized-teardrops)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via crunchier)